{"id":2157,"date":"2021-04-21T04:35:30","date_gmt":"2021-04-21T04:35:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lewandmassager.com\/pleasure-guide\/?p=2157"},"modified":"2021-10-15T09:28:55","modified_gmt":"2021-10-15T09:28:55","slug":"saved-by-the-vibe-arch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lewandmassager.com\/pleasure-guide\/saved-by-the-vibe-arch\/","title":{"rendered":"Saved by the Vibe #3: Arch"},"content":{"rendered":"

Su\u00b7per\u00b7la\u00b7tive (<\/span>s\u0259\u02c8p\u0259rl\u0259div<\/span><\/i>), adjective: of the highest quality or degree. Thanks, Google. It just took three of these for me to feel inclined to know what this word actually means. Of the highest quality or degree? Okay, we know all about that. Each and every one of the impeccably designed Le Wand toys is the very <\/span>most<\/span><\/i> and very <\/span>best <\/span><\/i>and very <\/span>-est<\/span><\/i> in its own unique way, and in our little monthly yearbook roundup, I\u2019m here to tell you exactly how. According to the National Scholastic Press Association (a thing we all know about and keep up with), high school yearbooks are considered a form of journalism. The jury is still out on if what we do here at Saved By the Vibe is journalism, but I think just to be safe I will be referring to myself as a journalist from here on out.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Annie says you\u2019re never fully dressed without a smile, but I think you\u2019re never fully <\/span>undressed<\/span><\/i> without this gorgeous <\/span>steel <\/span><\/i>smile in hand.\u00a0 If you\u2019re new to stainless steel toys, the Arch<\/a><\/strong> has the perfect weight and curve to get you smiling, too. Smiling is contagious, after all.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Call this bad boy the <\/span>Arch<\/span><\/i> de Triomphe, because it is always victorious. Napoleon Bonaparte WISHES he commissioned this Arch– but I guess he once again fell short. (Get it? Where are my learned bitches at?) Okay, no shade to the real Arc de Triomphe, though, all I\u2019m saying is it probably hasn\u2019t gotten as many people off. That\u2019s okay! We can\u2019t all do everything. It would probably win \u201cBest Frown\u201d (or \u201cNeeds An Elevator the Most\u201d) if I was doing superlatives for Parisian landmarks, though!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Le Wand\u2019s Arch is bright and beautiful and unintimidating, just like the warmest smile in the yearbook. Iconic sex educator and self-pleasure guru Betty Dodson recommends a curved, weighted penetration (in combination with the clitoral stimulation of your choice– but we\u2019ve got <\/span>some suggestions<\/a><\/strong>) to achieve the climax of your dreams. If you\u2019re looking for a sign from the universe to take her orgasmic advice, this is it! RIP Betty, we\u2019re cumming and smiling so much in your honor.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Su\u00b7per\u00b7la\u00b7tive (s\u0259\u02c8p\u0259rl\u0259div), adjective: of the highest quality or degree. Thanks, Google. It just took three of these for me to feel inclined to know what this word actually means. Of the highest quality or degree? Okay, we know all about that. Each and every one of the impeccably designed Le … <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2158,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-saved-by-the-vibe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lewandmassager.com\/pleasure-guide\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2157","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lewandmassager.com\/pleasure-guide\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lewandmassager.com\/pleasure-guide\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lewandmassager.com\/pleasure-guide\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lewandmassager.com\/pleasure-guide\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2157"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.lewandmassager.com\/pleasure-guide\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2157\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2444,"href":"https:\/\/www.lewandmassager.com\/pleasure-guide\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2157\/revisions\/2444"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lewandmassager.com\/pleasure-guide\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2158"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lewandmassager.com\/pleasure-guide\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lewandmassager.com\/pleasure-guide\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lewandmassager.com\/pleasure-guide\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}